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		<title>Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Bl. Text &#8211; Vers. #1)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2025 17:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>"Life's too short to spend with Assholes" - Ken Marcus</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-bl-text-vers-1/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Bl. Text &#8211; Vers. #1)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FYI: Ken Marcus was Elisa&#8217;s late husband</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-bl-text-vers-1/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Bl. Text &#8211; Vers. #1)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Hugo &#8211; &#8220;If in Life You Trip&#8230;&#8221; Card &#8211; Bl. Text Vers. #1</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2025 16:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>"If in Life you trip, make it part of the Dance." - Unknown</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/hugo-if-in-life-you-trip-card-bl-text-vers-1/">Hugo &#8211; &#8220;If in Life You Trip&#8230;&#8221; Card &#8211; Bl. Text Vers. #1</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute &#8211; Dr. Robert A. Goldberg&#8217;s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/hugo-if-in-life-you-trip-card-bl-text-vers-1/">Hugo &#8211; &#8220;If in Life You Trip&#8230;&#8221; Card &#8211; Bl. Text Vers. #1</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Roonie &#8211; It&#8217;s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everybody Else&#8217;s Problems!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2025 15:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>A Gentle Sanity Reminder....</p>
<p>It is  NOT YOUR JOB in Life to Solve Everyone Else's Problems.</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/roonie-its-not-your-job-in-life-to-solve-everybody-elses-problems/">Roonie &#8211; It&#8217;s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everybody Else&#8217;s Problems!</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/roonie-its-not-your-job-in-life-to-solve-everybody-elses-problems/">Roonie &#8211; It&#8217;s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everybody Else&#8217;s Problems!</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Austin &#8211; Women Get Shit Done! Card</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 22:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Women Get Shit Done!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/austin-women-get-shit-done-card/">Austin &#8211; Women Get Shit Done! Card</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute &#8211; Dr. Robert A. Goldberg&#8217;s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/austin-women-get-shit-done-card/">Austin &#8211; Women Get Shit Done! Card</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Hugo &#8211; &#8220;If in Life You Trip&#8230;&#8221; Card &#8211; Colorized Text Vers. #2</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2025 07:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>"If in Life you trip, make it part of the Dance." - Unknown</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/hugo-if-in-life-you-trip-card-colorized-text-vers-2/">Hugo &#8211; &#8220;If in Life You Trip&#8230;&#8221; Card &#8211; Colorized Text Vers. #2</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute &#8211; Dr. Robert A. Goldberg&#8217;s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/hugo-if-in-life-you-trip-card-colorized-text-vers-2/">Hugo &#8211; &#8220;If in Life You Trip&#8230;&#8221; Card &#8211; Colorized Text Vers. #2</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Joanie &#8211; Women Get Shit Done! Card</title>
		<link>https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/joanie-women-get-shit-done-card/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2025 05:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Women Get Shit Done!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/joanie-women-get-shit-done-card/">Joanie &#8211; Women Get Shit Done! Card</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blank Inside.</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ &#8212; Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute &#8211; Dr. Robert A. Goldberg&#8217;s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/joanie-women-get-shit-done-card/">Joanie &#8211; Women Get Shit Done! Card</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Vers. #2)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>"Life's too short to spend with Assholes" - Ken Marcus</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-vers-2/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Vers. #2)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FYI: Ken Marcus was Elisa&#8217;s late husband</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-vers-2/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Vers. #2)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bruno &#8211; Sometimes Life Sucks Card (Colorized)</title>
		<link>https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/bruno-sometimes-life-sucks-card-colorized/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Sep 2024 19:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes Life Sucks.</p>
<p>Inside: It Just Does.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/bruno-sometimes-life-sucks-card-colorized/">Bruno &#8211; Sometimes Life Sucks Card (Colorized)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Inside Text: It Just Does.</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ &#8212; Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute &#8211; Dr. Robert A. Goldberg&#8217;s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/bruno-sometimes-life-sucks-card-colorized/">Bruno &#8211; Sometimes Life Sucks Card (Colorized)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Max &#8211; Living on the Edge of Chaos Card (Colorized)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2024 04:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>From time to time our Life needs to be Re-Wired in order to function more efficiently.</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/max-living-on-the-edge-of-chaos-card-colorized/">Max &#8211; Living on the Edge of Chaos Card (Colorized)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/max-living-on-the-edge-of-chaos-card-colorized/">Max &#8211; Living on the Edge of Chaos Card (Colorized)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Chloe &#8211; Sometimes Life Sucks Card</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2024 18:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Outside: Sometimes Life Sucks...</p>
<p>Inside: It Just Does.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/chloe-sometimes-life-sucks-card/">Chloe &#8211; Sometimes Life Sucks Card</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Outside: Sometimes Life Sucks&#8230;</p>
<p>Inside Text: It just does.</p>
<p>YOGA SERIES. All cards are printed on natural white recycled paper, size 3.5&#8243; by 5.5&#8243;. All cards come in a clear plastic bag with a matching envelope.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You</p>
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<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/chloe-sometimes-life-sucks-card/">Chloe &#8211; Sometimes Life Sucks Card</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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