These Whimsical NOTEPADS are cleverly stylish and are guaranteed to spark your morning with Creative Ideas, Inspiration, and Feel-Good Vibes! Using many of my popular designs, I’ve put together a series of Notepads with the following themes: Snarky, Positive, Yoga, Fashion, and Sports.

The notepads are individually packaged and have 50 sheets of paper per pad. They make great birthday and holiday gifts – as well as social-themed gifts for book clubs, sports, yoga, and other popular groups.

Size dimensions are: 3 1/4 (w)  x 8 1/2 (h) x 6/12ths (d).

They are wrapped in a clear, sealed cellophane bag for protection.

If you are looking for a theme, here are the breakdowns and the character names:

POSITIVE MESSAGES: ‘Purple Flowers’ (Keep Life Simple), ‘Modern Desk’ (Today’s the day to Create New Possibilities from Scratch), ‘The Magic Vase with Yellow Table’ (Today, Life is Full of Blooming Possibilities!), ‘Three Yellow Hearts’ (Happy Heart, Happy Life), ‘Bonnie’ (“Life is a Balance of Holding On and Letting Go.”  – Rumi Quote), ‘Sandy’ & ‘Bibi’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine),‘Chloe’ (Life Flows Better When we Surrender Your Expectations), ‘Steph’ (Today I will take care of things that matter to me), ‘Emily‘- (Today, I will be Present for the MAGIC in the Ordinary Moments), & Quilly  (Life Continues to Delight & Surprise me Every Single Day!!!)

SNARKY MESSAGES: ‘Pirate Ken’ & ‘Kelly Reynolds’ (Life’s Too Short to Spend with Assholes), ‘Bruno’ & ‘Murphy’ (The Curmudgeon is In…Don’t Fuck with me Today!), ‘Joanie’ & ‘Austin’ (Women Get Shit Done!), ‘Harriet’ &’ ‘Wylie’ (A Gentle Sanity Reminder: It’s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everyone Else’s Problems), ‘Max’ (Living on the Edge of Chaos), ‘Jodi’ (I’m looking forward to Happy Hour: Having an hour to myself to do whatever the Hell I want!),  ‘Joey’ & ‘Prudence’ (What the Fuck was I just thinking about?), ‘Estelle’ & ‘Ruthie’  (What the Hell was I just thinking about?), ‘Piper’ (I’m so Over My Bullshit!), ‘Scooter’ (I’d be  Lost Without My Lists), ‘Pierre’ (Feel Free to Rearrange the Parts of  Your Life You don’t Like..There’s Still Time.)

YOGA MESSAGES: ‘Chris’ (Alignment is the Key to a Balanced Life), ‘Sullivan’ (Life Flows Better when we Surrender Our Expectations), ‘Buddha Una’ (“The Trouble is, You think you have Time”), ‘Satchi’ (Focus. Breathe. Align. Unwind.), ‘Isabella’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine), ‘Ruthie’ (What the Hell was I thinking?), ‘Grace’ (A nervous-system reset is waiting for You whenever you choose Yourself over the things that are not in your control. Namaste.), and ‘Nancy Loo’ (Today, Anything is Possible!)

SPORTS:  ‘Suzanne’ – Tennis (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Libby’ – Female Golf & ‘Oscar’ Male Golf (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Didi’ – Pickleball (If You Dink You Can, You Can), ‘Gemma – Cycling (Be Open to Life’s Next Big Adventure), and ‘Sylvie’ – Runner (Life is Not a Trial Run!)

FASHION-THEMED:  ‘Kiki’ & ‘Deirdre’ (How You Show Up in Life Matters),  ‘Jill’, ‘Jade’ &  ‘Poppi’ (Living Life on Your Own Terms is an Art), ‘Zena’ (Embrace Your Looks. Create Your Vibe. Live Your Wisdom.), ‘Swoozie’ & ‘Roxie’ (Never Lose Sight of Your Own Magnificence), ‘Kleo’ (“Be Yourself… Everyone Else is Already Taken.” (Oscar Wilde), ‘Morgan’ & ‘Jade’ (It’s Always About the Hair, the Shoes & the Outfit!)

In 2026, I’ve also added two small, 4×6 mini-notepad designs with a Pink Mosaic Vase with Flowers that says, “Keep Life Simple” & a blank notepad with a Green Mosaic Vase with  Orange flowers.

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The I’m Skewed! Collection™ — Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.

A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund – as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!

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“A nervous-system reset is waiting for YOU whenever You choose 
Yourself over the things that are not in your control. Namaste.”

BRING YOUR IMAGINATION TO THE TABLE!

These Whimsical NOTEPADS are cleverly stylish and are guaranteed to spark your morning with Creative Ideas, Inspiration, and Feel-Good Vibes! Using many of my popular designs, I’ve put together a series of Notepads with the following themes: Snarky, Positive, Yoga, Fashion, and Sports.

The notepads are individually packaged and have 50 sheets of paper per pad. They make great birthday and holiday gifts – as well as social-themed gifts for book clubs, sports, yoga, and other popular groups.

Size dimensions are: 3 1/4 (w)  x 8 1/2 (h) x 6/12ths (d).

They are wrapped in a clear, sealed cellophane bag for protection.

If you are looking for a theme, here are the breakdowns and the character names:

POSITIVE MESSAGES: ‘Purple Flowers’ (Keep Life Simple), ‘Modern Desk’ (Today’s the day to Create New Possibilities from Scratch), ‘The Magic Vase with Yellow Table’ (Today, Life is Full of Blooming Possibilities!), ‘Three Yellow Hearts’ (Happy Heart, Happy Life), ‘Bonnie’ (“Life is a Balance of Holding On and Letting Go.”  – Rumi Quote), ‘Sandy’ & ‘Bibi’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine),‘Chloe’ (Life Flows Better When we Surrender Your Expectations), ‘Steph’ (Today I will take care of things that matter to me), ‘Emily‘- (Today, I will be Present for the MAGIC in the Ordinary Moments), & Quilly  (Life Continues to Delight & Surprise me Every Single Day!!!)

SNARKY MESSAGES: ‘Pirate Ken’ & ‘Kelly Reynolds’ (Life’s Too Short to Spend with Assholes), ‘Bruno’ & ‘Murphy’ (The Curmudgeon is In…Don’t Fuck with me Today!), ‘Joanie’ & ‘Austin’ (Women Get Shit Done!), ‘Harriet’ &’ ‘Wylie’ (A Gentle Sanity Reminder: It’s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everyone Else’s Problems), ‘Max’ (Living on the Edge of Chaos), ‘Jodi’ (I’m looking forward to Happy Hour: Having an hour to myself to do whatever the Hell I want!),  ‘Joey’ & ‘Prudence’ (What the Fuck was I just thinking about?), ‘Estelle’ & ‘Ruthie’  (What the Hell was I just thinking about?), ‘Piper’ (I’m so Over My Bullshit!), ‘Scooter’ (I’d be  Lost Without My Lists), ‘Pierre’ (Feel Free to Rearrange the Parts of  Your Life You don’t Like..There’s Still Time.)

YOGA MESSAGES: ‘Chris’ (Alignment is the Key to a Balanced Life), ‘Sullivan’ (Life Flows Better when we Surrender Our Expectations), ‘Buddha Una’ (“The Trouble is, You think you have Time”), ‘Satchi’ (Focus. Breathe. Align. Unwind.), ‘Isabella’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine), ‘Ruthie’ (What the Hell was I thinking?), ‘Grace’ (A nervous-system reset is waiting for You whenever you choose Yourself over the things that are not in your control. Namaste.), and ‘Nancy Loo’ (Today, Anything is Possible!)

SPORTS:  ‘Suzanne’ – Tennis (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Libby’ – Female Golf & ‘Oscar’ Male Golf (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Didi’ – Pickleball (If You Dink You Can, You Can), ‘Gemma – Cycling (Be Open to Life’s Next Big Adventure), and ‘Sylvie’ – Runner (Life is Not a Trial Run!)

FASHION-THEMED:  ‘Kiki’ & ‘Deirdre’ (How You Show Up in Life Matters),  ‘Jill’, ‘Jade’ &  ‘Poppi’ (Living Life on Your Own Terms is an Art), ‘Zena’ (Embrace Your Looks. Create Your Vibe. Live Your Wisdom.), ‘Swoozie’ & ‘Roxie’ (Never Lose Sight of Your Own Magnificence), ‘Kleo’ (“Be Yourself… Everyone Else is Already Taken.” (Oscar Wilde), ‘Morgan’ & ‘Jade’ (It’s Always About the Hair, the Shoes & the Outfit!)

In 2026, I’ve also added two small, 4×6 mini-notepad designs with a Pink Mosaic Vase with Flowers that says, “Keep Life Simple” & a blank notepad with a Green Mosaic Vase with  Orange flowers.

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YOGA SERIES. All cards printed on natural white recycled paper, size 3.5″ by 5.5″. All cards come in a clear plastic bag with a matching envelope.

A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund – as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!

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These Whimsical NOTEPADS are cleverly stylish and are guaranteed to spark your morning with Creative Ideas, Inspiration, and Feel-Good Vibes! Using many of my popular designs, I’ve put together a series of Notepads with the following themes: Snarky, Positive, Yoga, Fashion, and Sports.

The notepads are individually packaged and have 50 sheets of paper per pad. They make great birthday and holiday gifts – as well as social-themed gifts for book clubs, sports, yoga, and other popular groups.

Size dimensions are: 3 1/4 (w)  x 8 1/2 (h) x 6/12ths (d).

They are wrapped in a clear, sealed cellophane bag for protection.

If you are looking for a theme, here are the breakdowns and the character names:

POSITIVE MESSAGES: ‘Purple Flowers’ (Keep Life Simple), ‘Modern Desk’ (Today’s the day to Create New Possibilities from Scratch), ‘The Magic Vase with Yellow Table’ (Today, Life is Full of Blooming Possibilities!), ‘Three Yellow Hearts’ (Happy Heart, Happy Life), ‘Bonnie’ (“Life is a Balance of Holding On and Letting Go.”  – Rumi Quote), ‘Sandy’ & ‘Bibi’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine),‘Chloe’ (Life Flows Better When we Surrender Your Expectations), ‘Steph’ (Today I will take care of things that matter to me), ‘Emily‘- (Today, I will be Present for the MAGIC in the Ordinary Moments), & Quilly  (Life Continues to Delight & Surprise me Every Single Day!!!)

SNARKY MESSAGES: ‘Pirate Ken’ & ‘Kelly Reynolds’ (Life’s Too Short to Spend with Assholes), ‘Bruno’ & ‘Murphy’ (The Curmudgeon is In…Don’t Fuck with me Today!), ‘Joanie’ & ‘Austin’ (Women Get Shit Done!), ‘Harriet’ & ‘Wylie’ (A Gentle Sanity Reminder: It’s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everyone Else’s Problems), ‘Max’ (Living on the Edge of Chaos), ‘Jodi’ (I’m looking forward to Happy Hour: Having an hour to myself to do whatever the Hell I want!),  ‘Joey’ & ‘Prudence’ (What the Fuck was I just thinking about?), ‘Estelle’ & ‘Ruthie’  (What the Hell was I just thinking about?), ‘Piper’ (I’m so Over My Bullshit!), ‘Scooter’ (I’d be  Lost Without My Lists), ‘Pierre’ (Feel Free to Rearrange the Parts of  Your Life You don’t Like..There’s Still Time.)

YOGA MESSAGES: ‘Chris’ (Alignment is the Key to a Balanced Life), ‘Sullivan’ (Life Flows Better when we Surrender Our Expectations), ‘Buddha Una’ (“The Trouble is, You think you have Time”), ‘Satchi’ (Focus. Breathe. Align. Unwind.), ‘Isabella’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine), ‘Ruthie’ (What the Hell was I thinking?), ‘Grace’ (A nervous-system reset is waiting for You whenever you choose Yourself over the things that are not in your control. Namaste.), and ‘Nancy Loo’ (Today, Anything is Possible!)

SPORTS:  ‘Suzanne’ – Tennis (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Libby’ – Female Golf & ‘Oscar’ Male Golf (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Didi’ – Pickleball (If You Dink You Can, You Can), ‘Gemma – Cycling (Be Open to Life’s Next Big Adventure), and ‘Sylvie’ – Runner (Life is Not a Trial Run!)

FASHION-THEMED:  ‘Kiki’ & ‘Deirdre’ (How You Show Up in Life Matters),  ‘Jill’, ‘Jade’ &  ‘Poppi’ (Living Life on Your Own Terms is an Art), ‘Zena’ (Embrace Your Looks. Create Your Vibe. Live Your Wisdom.), ‘Swoozie’ & ‘Roxie’ (Never Lose Sight of Your Own Magnificence), ‘Kleo’ (“Be Yourself… Everyone Else is Already Taken.” (Oscar Wilde), ‘Morgan’ & ‘Jade’ (It’s Always About the Hair, the Shoes & the Outfit!)

In 2026, I’ve also added two small, 4×6 mini-notepad designs with a Pink Mosaic Vase with Flowers that says, “Keep Life Simple” & a blank notepad with a Green Mosaic Vase with  Orange flowers.

The post ‘Grace’ – Stillness and Reflection Yoga Notepad appeared first on Curmudgeon Cards.

YOGA SERIES. All cards printed on natural white recycled paper, size 3.5″ by 5.5″. All cards come in a clear plastic bag with a matching envelope.

The I’m Skewed! Collection™ — Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.

A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute – Dr. Robert A. Goldberg’s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.

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YOGA SERIES. All cards printed on natural white recycled paper, size 3.5″ by 5.5″. All cards come in a clear plastic bag with a matching envelope.

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YOGA SERIES. All cards printed on natural white recycled paper, size 3.5″ by 5.5″. All cards come in a clear plastic bag with a matching envelope.

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These Whimsical NOTEPADS are cleverly stylish and are guaranteed to spark your morning with Creative Ideas, Inspiration, and Feel-Good Vibes! Using many of my popular designs, I’ve put together a series of Notepads with the following themes: Snarky, Positive, Yoga, Fashion, and Sports.

The notepads are individually packaged and have 50 sheets of paper per pad. They make great birthday and holiday gifts – as well as social-themed gifts for book clubs, sports, yoga, and other popular groups.

Size dimensions are: 3 1/4 (w)  x 8 1/2 (h) x 6/12ths (d).

They are wrapped in a clear, sealed cellophane bag for protection.

If you are looking for a theme, here are the breakdowns and the character names:

POSITIVE MESSAGES: ‘Purple Flowers’ (Keep Life Simple), ‘Modern Desk’ (Today’s the day to Create New Possibilities from Scratch), ‘The Magic Vase with Yellow Table’ (Today, Life is Full of Blooming Possibilities!), ‘Three Yellow Hearts’ (Happy Heart, Happy Life), ‘Bonnie’ (“Life is a Balance of Holding On and Letting Go.”  – Rumi Quote), ‘Sandy’ & ‘Bibi’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine),‘Chloe’ (Life Flows Better When we Surrender Your Expectations), ‘Steph’ (Today I will take care of things that matter to me), ‘Emily‘- (Today, I will be Present for the MAGIC in the Ordinary Moments), & Quilly  (Life Continues to Delight & Surprise me Every Single Day!!!)

SNARKY MESSAGES: ‘Pirate Ken’ & ‘Kelly Reynolds’ (Life’s Too Short to Spend with Assholes), ‘Bruno’ & ‘Murphy’ (The Curmudgeon is In…Don’t Fuck with me Today!), ‘Joanie’ & ‘Austin’ (Women Get Shit Done!), ‘Harriet’ & ‘Wylie’ (A Gentle Sanity Reminder: It’s Not Your Job in Life to Solve Everyone Else’s Problems), ‘Max’ (Living on the Edge of Chaos), ‘Jodi’ (I’m looking forward to Happy Hour: Having an hour to myself to do whatever the Hell I want!),  ‘Joey’ & ‘Prudence’ (What the Fuck was I just thinking about?), ‘Estelle’ & ‘Ruthie’  (What the Hell was I just thinking about?), ‘Piper’ (I’m so Over My Bullshit!), ‘Scooter’ (I’d be  Lost Without My Lists), ‘Pierre’ (Feel Free to Rearrange the Parts of  Your Life You don’t Like..There’s Still Time.)

YOGA MESSAGES: ‘Chris’ (Alignment is the Key to a Balanced Life), ‘Sullivan’ (Life Flows Better when we Surrender Our Expectations), ‘Buddha Una’ (“The Trouble is, You think you have Time”), ‘Satchi’ (Focus. Breathe. Align. Unwind.), ‘Isabella’ (Happy Souls Inspire Others to Shine), ‘Ruthie’ (What the Hell was I thinking?), ‘Grace’ (A nervous-system reset is waiting for You whenever you choose Yourself over the things that are not in your control. Namaste.), and ‘Nancy Loo’ (Today, Anything is Possible!)

SPORTS:  ‘Suzanne’ – Tennis (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Libby’ – Female Golf & ‘Oscar’ Male Golf (Life Your Life in Full Swing), ‘Didi’ – Pickleball (If You Dink You Can, You Can), ‘Gemma – Cycling (Be Open to Life’s Next Big Adventure), and ‘Sylvie’ – Runner (Life is Not a Trial Run!)

FASHION-THEMED:  ‘Kiki’ & ‘Deirdre’ (How You Show Up in Life Matters),  ‘Jill’, ‘Jade’ &  ‘Poppi’ (Living Life on Your Own Terms is an Art), ‘Zena’ (Embrace Your Looks. Create Your Vibe. Live Your Wisdom.), ‘Swoozie’ & ‘Roxie’ (Never Lose Sight of Your Own Magnificence), ‘Kleo’ (“Be Yourself… Everyone Else is Already Taken.” (Oscar Wilde), ‘Morgan’ & ‘Jade’ (It’s Always About the Hair, the Shoes & the Outfit!)

In 2026, I’ve also added two small, 4×6 mini-notepad designs with a Pink Mosaic Vase with Flowers that says, “Keep Life Simple” & a blank notepad with a Green Mosaic Vase with  Orange flowers.

The post Ruthie – What the Hell was I Thinking? Notepad appeared first on Curmudgeon Cards.

The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.

A portion of the card sales from this line goes to The Jules Stein Eye Institute – Dr. Robert A. Goldberg’s (Orbital Disease Research Fund #40274) and One Legacy for Organ Donation. Other charitable causes that I support are rotated throughout the year.

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