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		<title>Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Bl. Text &#8211; Vers. #1)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2025 17:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>"Life's too short to spend with Assholes" - Ken Marcus</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-bl-text-vers-1/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Bl. Text &#8211; Vers. #1)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FYI: Ken Marcus was Elisa&#8217;s late husband</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-bl-text-vers-1/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Bl. Text &#8211; Vers. #1)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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		<title>Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Vers. #2)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elisa Goodman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>"Life's too short to spend with Assholes" - Ken Marcus</p>
<p>Inside: Blank</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-vers-2/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Vers. #2)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FYI: Ken Marcus was Elisa&#8217;s late husband</p>
<p>The I’m Skewed! Collection™ – Witty Words. Quirky Art. Wise Wisdom.</p>
<p>A portion of my card sales gets rotated during the year to include The Jules Stein Eye Institute, One Legacy for Organ Donation, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, World Central Kitchen, and The Entertainment Community Fund &#8211; as well as other organizations I feel are important to support. Thank You!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com/product/pirate-ken-lifes-too-short-vers-2/">Pirate Ken &#8211; Life&#8217;s too Short&#8230;.(Vers. #2)</a> appeared first on <a href="https://curmudgeoncards.com">Curmudgeon Cards</a>.</p>
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